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Stupid Crap Hall of Shame (past ridiculous purchases)

Week ending April 1: $58 (Also spent on fiber processing, but that's really a business expense, so pah!)

3/31 7pm Target clearance endcaps

For my scurvy: 2 boxes Emergen-C (yes, I know it's voodoo, but I find it irresistable), 2 670-ct bottles Vitamin C. $21. For my fruit punch mouth: Line Freeze for Lips, Full & Radiant Lip Definer, Peptide Lip treatment. $7. Crazy slippers with a variety of velcro-installed inserts (plushy, scuffy, rubbery massage nubs). $4. Because I'm overkilling on dark brown: chocolate brown fishnets. $3. Because fancy socks will make me athletic: 3-pack black arch support athletic socks, two 2-packs fancy antimicrobal moisture-wicking socks, 3-pack less fancy moisture wicking socks. $14. $49 total (but $90 regular price).

3/31 6pm Lowe's

Sump pump, generator + extended warranty, halyard for flagpole, Kryptonite lock for generator, fancy 100' extension cord, connectors. Free for now. Ha!

3/31 midnight Amazon

The Bridesmaid Handbook $9.


 

LAST WEEK'S STUPID CRAP

 

 
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I'm feeling froggy, so...
$10 OR LESS: All SMALL girly Ts, UNISEX Ts, boxers, DHcon tote, towels, mugs; ALSO ON SALE: glassware & hoodies.
Ta da! My book!
On sale now! Order signed copies from me or regular from Amazon (at a nice discount):



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