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How often do you really change your bed sheets? Good intentions don't count.

Weekly.

Monthly.

Every couple months.

Embarrassingly seldom.
How often do you really change your bed sheets? Good intentions don't count.
Weekly.
34.8% (2285)
Monthly.
37.6% (2474)
Every couple months.
15.5% (1020)
Embarrassingly seldom.
12.1% (794)
Total votes: 6573
Do you believe in god?

Yes. God is nice.

Yes. God is mean.

No.

I don't know.
Do you believe in god?
Yes. God is nice.
42.8% (710)
Yes. God is mean.
5.1% (84)
No.
33.9% (562)
I don't know.
18.2% (302)
Total votes: 1658
How are you feeling about 2006?

wildly enthusiasic

cautiously optimistic

completely indifferent

rather gloomy

utterly doomed

It's 2006 already?
How are you feeling about 2006?
wildly enthusiasic
11.9% (49)
cautiously optimistic
37.9% (156)
completely indifferent
11.7% (48)
rather gloomy
16.0% (66)
utterly doomed
10.0% (41)
It's 2006 already?
12.6% (52)
Total votes: 412
Would you describe yourself as "handy"?

yes

no
Would you describe yourself as "handy"?
yes
73.8% (2694)
no
26.2% (954)
Total votes: 3648
Can you touch type? Results appear after you vote.

Yes.

No.
Can you touch type? Results appear after you vote.
Yes. (1216)
No. (423)
Total votes: 1639
Do you believe in ghosts? Current results will appear after you vote.

Yes

No

Let's just say I don't not believe in them.
Do you believe in ghosts? Current results will appear after you vote.
Yes
30%
No
25%
Let's just say I don't not believe in them.
44%
Total votes: 286
Will you be voting in the general election? If so, who is your choice for President? Current results will appear after you vote.

No. I'm a jerk.

Yes; Kerry.

Yes; Bush.

Yes; Nader.

Yes; I truly don't know yet.
Will you be voting in the general election? If so, who is your choice for President? Current results will appear after you vote.
No. I'm a jerk.
1%
Yes; Kerry.
91%
Yes; Bush.
6%
Yes; Nader.
1%
Yes; I truly don't know yet.
1%
Total votes: 10213
Do you have any nagging health concerns? Current results will appear after you vote.

yes

no

yes, but I'm probably just being paranoid
Do you have any nagging health concerns? Current results will appear after you vote.
yes
33%
no
34%
yes, but I'm probably just being paranoid
32%
Total votes: 819
Do you know what you want to do with your life? Are you doing it? Current results will appear after you vote.

Yes; no.

Yes; yes.

No to both.
Do you know what you want to do with your life? Are you doing it? Current results will appear after you vote.
Yes; no.
31%
Yes; yes.
28%
No to both.
42%
Total votes: 1545
What do you read? Current results will appear after you vote.

magazines

comics

personal essays

other non-fiction

literary fiction

chick lit

bestsellers

romance novels

mystery/thrillers

sci-fi
What do you read? Current results will appear after you vote.
magazines
21%
comics
8%
personal essays
7%
other non-fiction
14%
literary fiction
16%
chick lit
7%
bestsellers
7%
romance novels
3%
mystery/thrillers
9%
sci-fi
7%
Total votes: 3438
What size bed do you have? Current results will appear after you vote.

king

queen

full

twin
What size bed do you have? Current results will appear after you vote.
king
25% (840)
queen
48% (1628)
full
20% (688)
twin
8% (264)
Total votes: 3420
Which area of your life most needs improvement? Current results will appear after you vote.

love

family

social life

career

personality

nest
Which area of your life most needs improvement? Current results will appear after you vote.
love
32% (909)
family
5% (132)
social life
19% (558)
career
25% (720)
personality
6% (181)
nest
13% (364)
Total votes: 2864
If yes, which one? Current results will appear after you vote.

Weight Watchers

Atkins

South Beach

Quick Weight Loss/Similar

Jenny Craig

Sugar Busters

8 Minutes in the Morning

Deal-a-Meal

Body For Life

Slimfast/Similar

My very own eating disorder diet invention
(anorexia-based)

My very own eating disorder diet invention
(bulimia-based)

Other crazy diet

Other sensible diet
If yes, which one? Current results will appear after you vote.
Weight Watchers
11% (108)
Atkins
14% (140)
South Beach
8% (77)
Quick Weight Loss/Similar
0% (5)
Jenny Craig
1% (8)
Sugar Busters
1% (8)
8 Minutes in the Morning
1% (12)
Deal-a-Meal
0% (4)
Body For Life
1% (12)
Slimfast/Similar
2% (16)
My very own eating disorder diet invention
(anorexia-based)
13% (126)
My very own eating disorder diet invention
(bulimia-based)
5% (52)
Other crazy diet
9% (91)
Other sensible diet
35% (349)
Total votes: 1008
On a diet? Current results will appear after you vote.

no

yes
 
On a diet? Current results will appear after you vote.
no
61% (976)
yes
39% (612)
Total votes: 1588
Which remaining democratic candidate would you most like to vanish? Current results will appear after you vote.

Clark

Dean

Edwards

Kerry

Kucinich

Sharpton
Which remaining democratic candidate would you most like to vanish? Current results will appear after you vote.
Clark
8% (32)
Dean
17% (69)
Edwards
4% (18)
Kerry
22% (90)
Kucinich
12% (51)
Sharpton
37% (154)
Total votes: 414
Which remaining democratic candidate would you most like to bang? Current results will appear after you vote.

Clark

Dean

Edwards

Kerry

Kucinich

Sharpton
 
Which remaining democratic candidate would you most like to bang? Current results will appear after you vote.
Clark
16% (79)
Dean
22% (108)
Edwards