Deluxe Poll Master Control Center Supreme Look! Now you can see all the results from all the polls and vote on whichever ones you want in one convenient location. Technology. You may vote on each poll once per day. If you're a pathological ballot-stuffer, feel free to bookmark this page and return every day. Polls are presented in reverse chronological order. VOTE RESULTS How often do you really change your bed sheets? Good intentions don't count. Weekly. Monthly. Every couple months. Embarrassingly seldom. How often do you really change your bed sheets? Good intentions don't count. Weekly. 34.8% (2285) Monthly. 37.6% (2474) Every couple months. 15.5% (1020) Embarrassingly seldom. 12.1% (794) Total votes: 6573 Do you believe in god? Yes. God is nice. Yes. God is mean. No. I don't know. Do you believe in god? Yes. God is nice. 42.8% (710) Yes. God is mean. 5.1% (84) No. 33.9% (562) I don't know. 18.2% (302) Total votes: 1658 How are you feeling about 2006? wildly enthusiasic cautiously optimistic completely indifferent rather gloomy utterly doomed It's 2006 already? How are you feeling about 2006? wildly enthusiasic 11.9% (49) cautiously optimistic 37.9% (156) completely indifferent 11.7% (48) rather gloomy 16.0% (66) utterly doomed 10.0% (41) It's 2006 already? 12.6% (52) Total votes: 412 Would you describe yourself as "handy"? yes no Would you describe yourself as "handy"? yes 73.8% (2694) no 26.2% (954) Total votes: 3648 Can you touch type? Results appear after you vote. Yes. No. Can you touch type? Results appear after you vote. Yes. (1216) No. (423) Total votes: 1639 Do you believe in ghosts? Current results will appear after you vote. Yes No Let's just say I don't not believe in them. Do you believe in ghosts? Current results will appear after you vote. Yes 30% No 25% Let's just say I don't not believe in them. 44% Total votes: 286 Will you be voting in the general election? If so, who is your choice for President? Current results will appear after you vote. No. I'm a jerk. Yes; Kerry. Yes; Bush. Yes; Nader. Yes; I truly don't know yet. Will you be voting in the general election? If so, who is your choice for President? Current results will appear after you vote. No. I'm a jerk. 1% Yes; Kerry. 91% Yes; Bush. 6% Yes; Nader. 1% Yes; I truly don't know yet. 1% Total votes: 10213 Do you have any nagging health concerns? Current results will appear after you vote. yes no yes, but I'm probably just being paranoid Do you have any nagging health concerns? Current results will appear after you vote. yes 33% no 34% yes, but I'm probably just being paranoid 32% Total votes: 819 Do you know what you want to do with your life? Are you doing it? Current results will appear after you vote. Yes; no. Yes; yes. No to both. Do you know what you want to do with your life? Are you doing it? Current results will appear after you vote. Yes; no. 31% Yes; yes. 28% No to both. 42% Total votes: 1545 What do you read? Current results will appear after you vote. magazines comics personal essays other non-fiction literary fiction chick lit bestsellers romance novels mystery/thrillers sci-fi What do you read? Current results will appear after you vote. magazines 21% comics 8% personal essays 7% other non-fiction 14% literary fiction 16% chick lit 7% bestsellers 7% romance novels 3% mystery/thrillers 9% sci-fi 7% Total votes: 3438 What size bed do you have? Current results will appear after you vote. king queen full twin What size bed do you have? Current results will appear after you vote. king 25% (840) queen 48% (1628) full 20% (688) twin 8% (264) Total votes: 3420 Which area of your life most needs improvement? Current results will appear after you vote. love family social life career personality nest Which area of your life most needs improvement? Current results will appear after you vote. love 32% (909) family 5% (132) social life 19% (558) career 25% (720) personality 6% (181) nest 13% (364) Total votes: 2864 If yes, which one? Current results will appear after you vote. Weight Watchers Atkins South Beach Quick Weight Loss/Similar Jenny Craig Sugar Busters 8 Minutes in the Morning Deal-a-Meal Body For Life Slimfast/Similar My very own eating disorder diet invention (anorexia-based) My very own eating disorder diet invention (bulimia-based) Other crazy diet Other sensible diet If yes, which one? Current results will appear after you vote. Weight Watchers 11% (108) Atkins 14% (140) South Beach 8% (77) Quick Weight Loss/Similar 0% (5) Jenny Craig 1% (8) Sugar Busters 1% (8) 8 Minutes in the Morning 1% (12) Deal-a-Meal 0% (4) Body For Life 1% (12) Slimfast/Similar 2% (16) My very own eating disorder diet invention (anorexia-based) 13% (126) My very own eating disorder diet invention (bulimia-based) 5% (52) Other crazy diet 9% (91) Other sensible diet 35% (349) Total votes: 1008 On a diet? Current results will appear after you vote. no yes   On a diet? Current results will appear after you vote. no 61% (976) yes 39% (612) Total votes: 1588 Which remaining democratic candidate would you most like to vanish? Current results will appear after you vote. Clark Dean Edwards Kerry Kucinich Sharpton Which remaining democratic candidate would you most like to vanish? Current results will appear after you vote. Clark 8% (32) Dean 17% (69) Edwards 4% (18) Kerry 22% (90) Kucinich 12% (51) Sharpton 37% (154) Total votes: 414 Which remaining democratic candidate would you most like to bang? Current results will appear after you vote. Clark Dean Edwards Kerry Kucinich Sharpton   Which remaining democratic candidate would you most like to bang? Current results will appear after you vote. Clark 16% (79) Dean 22% (108) Edwards