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Get it done in 2001

  1. Year of the Slut Calendar
  2. Purge 20 items of clothing
  3. Add new merch to site
  4. Mend all clothes in bag
  5. Make leopard canopy
  6. Make valances
  7. Check out forums daily
  8. Use Patio Daddio
  9. Index cookbooks
  10. Work out 4x/week (made it about 8 months)
  11. Sell off tupperware stash; no new Tupperware
  12. Link up or kill off Tupperware site
  13. Update & keep Dick List
  14. Update & keep Secret Confessions
  15. Take 2 vacations
  16. Win bet with dad
  17. Spruce up guest room
  18. Yard sale
  19. Fix up & sell Honda
  20. Ditto van
  21. Add a recipe/week to Frying Pan
  22. Walk dogs weekdays
  23. Lose 20 pounds while I'm still 30 (of course, I gained it back shortly after turning 31...)
  24. Finish framing/hanging records
  25. Finish framing/hanging nudie cards
  26. Floss
  27. Update dad's site
  28. Update affiliate/shopping pages
  29. Don't freeze foods I know I won't eat
  30. 5 fruits or vegetables/day
  31. Taxes on time
  32. Regular maintenance on car
  33. Vitamins
  34. Make and keep a budget
  35. Replace air & hepa filters on schedule
  36. Kiki's injections on schedule
  37. Water plants on Fridays
  38. Feed worms alternate Fridays
  39. Hook up big hard drive
  40. Weekly backups
  41. Keep tax fund account
  42. Dig holes before buying plants
  43. Run analog monthly
  44. Reduce pantry & keep lean
  45. Buy & wrap Christmas presents before December
  46. Read 12 books
  47. Write thank you notes
  48. Rachel Girls I Like
  49. Malin Girls I Like
  50. Angele Girls I Like
  51. Rebecca Girls I Like
  52. Monthly cocktail or game nights
  53. Finish SAAN redesign
  54. Save for/buy fence
  55. Cleaning routine
  56. New DH shot glasses
  57. Quit buying stuff to sell
  58. Stay out of debt
  59. Keep don't-buy list
  60. Organize merch stuff
  61. Make FP press kit
  62. Reconcile receipts with credit card statements
  63. Sell all my stupid fucking stock and swear off forever
  64. Tax planning
  65. Finish dog shrine
  66. Install new light fixtures
  67. Research homestead stuff
  68. Weekly DH list
  69. Take off a full day each week
  70. Fix handspring
  71. Housewife DBA
  72. Frying Pan DBA
  73. Eat out only 1ce a week
  74. Return NetFlix movies day after watching
  75. Add search to Frying Pan & Housewife
  76. Replace chrome balls on table
  77. Hook up & figure out Replay TV
  78. Hang & fill Bertby case
  79. Make cabinet into bar
  80. Use Passbook as much as possible
  81. Sell off stupid packets
  82. Use photo albums
  83. Install bedroom lamp
  84. Paint refrigerator
  85. Edge appropriate areas in cemetery rocks
  86. Don't drink too much more than once a week
  87. Mod Podge bedroom door
  88. Fix broken masks
  89. Readjust to normal human sleep schedule
  90. Shop with a list
  91. Make tshirts
  92. Make graphics/banners on time
  93. Send editorial updates
  94. Complete Spice Encyclopedia (pics)
  95. Pay bills as they arrive
  96. Cancel 2nd auto club
  97. File papers monthly
  98. 8 glasses of water/day
  99. Close safety deposit box
  100. Respond to press quickly
  101. Use breadmaker regularly

01.06.01

Lots of this crap has been on my list for years. I finally dropped "Finish white thing" after 5 years of not doing it.

red=completed!

blue=close but no banana

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master index


c o n s u m e


I'm feeling froggy, so...
$10/under:
all S girly Ts, all unisex Ts, boxers, DHcon tote, towels, mugs; also on sale: glassware & hoodies; plus the
2007 Datebook!

Ta da! My book!
On sale now! Order signed copies from me or regular from Amazon (at a nice discount):



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